I am a fun loving affectionate mature lady who works hard but enjoys holidays, good food and wine and laughing. Looking for someone that has a wicked sense of humour. No posing with giant fish wtf makes u think you look appealing holding a slimy ugly carp. No 24/7 footsie fans. If it's your life then no room for anyone else. I don't mind footy or f1 in moderation. I...
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I'm looking for: preferably single (can't be doing with all that sneaking around) guys who can entertain me sexually, socially AND intellectually.
A first meet will only be acceptable if its social. I am very discerning, as I hope you will be...
Clever, confident, funny, that's the boring side.. What I am is a lady on the street a whore beneath the sheets. Treat me as so, as the only time you'll kick me out of bed is to F**k me on the floor! (Do not take it that I jump in to bed on the1st meet or at all! I'm choosy and don't sleep around) but get me to the second...
I want someone who is going to be my knight and treat me as their Queen, an old fashioned gentleman who will adore me and do anything and everything I want to make me happy, to serve me in any way I want and never to argue with me or contradict me and be happy to do the gardening or whatever else I asked
I just need more than hubby's tiny willy. If you can humiliate him for having a tiny dick, so much the better. I suppose I should add that I never send any of the "you caught my eye " emails so if you get one from me, it ws NOT sent by me. My filters are set for those who are closest to me, but I will still have a...
I love having a laugh and a joke as life is to short
Live life to the full
My interests are reading Stephen King and watching DVDs
Cuddles kissing
My favourite crazes I say are babe or babes followed by (xxxx)
If you don't like then just move along
Chrisy is short for Christine (don't like Christine prefer Chrisy)
I went in hospital on 14/2/14 for a TAH
Total Abdominal...
Well hi again the "magic carpet" is back ! I am single looking for someone who doesn't mess me about!! I am tactile,honest,genuine,loyal,discreet,passionate !!(of Italian Grandparents) .I adore expensive perfume which I buy myself and expect to be treat with respect and dignity,and lots more please ask !!looking for NSA fun etc , I like clean cut men smelling of expensive aftershave and well dressed,with the bad boy image lol...
I am a very Passionate Woman, looking for someone that can complete me on all levels
I enjoy going to Northern Soul venues all over the Country, dancing, good food, walking.
I believe the power of seduction starts with a meeting of minds first, closely followed by chemistry.
You want to know more then just ask me, however I am a very direct person so only ask if you want...
Hi, well things have changed slightly in my life now so thought i had best change my profile, i'm now working full time so don't have as much time on my hands as i would like, so i'm now looking for just one person to have fun and good time's with, but without the hassle of commitment, don't get me wrong if it happens then it happens! but life is...
I like the following things: walking in the rain, dancing like nobody is watching, spanking, sunsets, foreplay, kissing, smiling at strangers, cheekyness, orgasms, nutella, music, licking, snowboarding, steak, neck kisses, submission, the fair, intelligent men, rainbows, humour, horror, adventures, teasing, travelling, picnics, biting, holding hands and rum. I dislike the following things: poor hygiene, drugs, ill manners, bad grammar and spelling, racism, mondays, homophobia, wasps, quiche, monks, having to go...
I have joined DooomeMistress if you have found me off any other site plz read all my profile in full !!thank you ?Iam a strict dominatrix iam not looking for sex iam in to bdsm play spanking cbt strapon, electrics voilet wand, breath play, needles, blackmail , a/b play etcI have joined Doomemisstress not shag buddies etc ,if you are ? do not waste my time , no one liners...